Rio Ferdinand: "So doctor, is the knee looking any better after the second scan?"
Man U Doctor: "Go back to Africa."
Rio Ferdinand: "Fantastic! The knee is going to be okay then?"
Doctor: "No."
No wonder Rooney's been scoring in training, as Capello claims. He's been playing against England's defence.
Top Tip for England's next game:
If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.
2009-10 Itinerary
Aston Villa knocked out of F.A. cup.
Aston Villa knocked out of Europe.
Aston Villa lose 4th place in the Premiership.
England fail miserably in the World Cup.
MESSAGE: To Special Agent Heskey.....
.
.
"Mission accomplished - Return to base"
David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing f *** all in a box for 42 days has been broken...... by Wayne Rooney
Man U Doctor: "Go back to Africa."
Rio Ferdinand: "Fantastic! The knee is going to be okay then?"
Doctor: "No."
No wonder Rooney's been scoring in training, as Capello claims. He's been playing against England's defence.
Top Tip for England's next game:
If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.
2009-10 Itinerary
Aston Villa knocked out of F.A. cup.
Aston Villa knocked out of Europe.
Aston Villa lose 4th place in the Premiership.
England fail miserably in the World Cup.
MESSAGE: To Special Agent Heskey.....
.
.
"Mission accomplished - Return to base"
David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing f *** all in a box for 42 days has been broken...... by Wayne Rooney
