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26 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:37 pm

Mr X

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Rio Ferdinand: "So doctor, is the knee looking any better after the second scan?"

Man U Doctor: "Go back to Africa."

Rio Ferdinand: "Fantastic! The knee is going to be okay then?"

Doctor: "No." Very Happy


No wonder Rooney's been scoring in training, as Capello claims. He's been playing against England's defence. Very Happy



Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint. Very Happy




2009-10 Itinerary

Aston Villa knocked out of F.A. cup.

Aston Villa knocked out of Europe.

Aston Villa lose 4th place in the Premiership.

England fail miserably in the World Cup.

MESSAGE: To Special Agent Heskey.....
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"Mission accomplished - Return to base"
Very Happy



David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing f *** all in a box for 42 days has been broken...... by Wayne Rooney Very Happy

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27 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:42 am

Mr X

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He's still got it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11053202



The man's a Legend! Check out his acceptance speech quote! lol!

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