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1 Jokes are us! on Tue May 26, 2009 7:43 pm

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Andy has put the marker down for us all with an incredible array of top class jokes on his profile humor slot Wink

Forget Britains Got Talent... the time has come for the KMGC forum users to up the ante and see who can cause the greatest degree of groansome jokes... I have just thrown my name into the hat with a suitable example...

(if you don't know where to look, just check out the Memberlist link at the top of the page... but be warned... sides will split when you load up the page)

lol!

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2 Re: Jokes are us! on Tue May 26, 2009 7:45 pm

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Freebird wrote:Andy has put the marker down for us all with an incredible array of top class jokes on his profile humor slot Wink

Forget Britains Got Talent... the time has come for the KMGC forum users to up the ante and see who can cause the greatest degree of groansome jokes... I have just thrown my name into the hat with a suitable example...

(if you don't know where to look, just check out the Memberlist link at the top of the page... but be warned... sides will split when you load up the page)

lol!

Glad you spotted them! Smile Just seen yours- No
You can also click on someone's name to see their profile!

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3 Plenty more rubbish! on Wed May 27, 2009 7:36 am

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One a day, feed them corn! lol!

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4 Jokes on Fri May 29, 2009 4:00 pm

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One armed Butlers! lol!

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5 Re: Jokes are us! on Sun May 31, 2009 7:18 am

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Off to Spain now, so you'll have to miss out on some fresh humour! Wink

Have a good week all & pick me a good 'un in the Matchplay Sean Twisted Evil

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6 Re: Jokes are us! on Sun May 31, 2009 1:56 pm

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andy ex wrote:Off to Spain now, so you'll have to miss out on some fresh humour! Wink

Have a good week all & pick me a good 'un in the Matchplay Sean Twisted Evil

Have a great time Andy!

7 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:54 am

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andy ex wrote:Off to Spain now, so you'll have to miss out on some fresh humour! Wink

Have a good week all & pick me a good 'un in the Matchplay Sean Twisted Evil

Have a great time Andy!

Thanks Marion, I did! Very Happy
Back to work this morning at 6 though. Mad

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8 Re: Jokes are us! on Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:49 pm

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The levels of humour on display in the profile sections have just taken a shocking nose dive thanks to Andy's latest post... roll on the 15th August when his boys take one hell of a beating!!!

Twisted Evil lol!

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9 Re: Jokes are us! on Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:56 pm

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Freebird wrote:The levels of humour on display in the profile sections have just taken a shocking nose dive thanks to Andy's latest post... roll on the 15th August when his boys take one hell of a beating!!!

Twisted Evil lol!


I thought you'd appreciate it! lol!
Seriously, I don't like it when WH play away at newly promoted clubs, we tend to lose. scratch

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10 Re: Jokes are us! on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:49 pm

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Hey Andy... I posted that bowling joke a few weeks ago!!! sunny

11 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:09 am

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DT wrote:Hey Andy... I posted that bowling joke a few weeks ago!!! sunny


Aargh! You never spotted my ice cream man who topped himself a few weeks back though! lol!
Both classics worth repeating!

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12 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:16 pm

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My apologies! I will change my joke immediately!

13 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:20 pm

Mr X

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DT wrote:My apologies! I will change my joke immediately!


lol! Where on earth is Sean getting his from? Question

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14 Re: Jokes are us! on Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:22 pm

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Great joke Sue, really made me chuckle!! sunny

15 Re: Jokes are us! on Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:11 pm

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Thanks DT, I quite like this one too

A man walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "The light was on...."

Laughing Smile Razz Rolling Eyes bounce cyclops lol!

16 Re: Jokes are us! on Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:30 pm

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17 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:54 pm

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A man drives to a petrol station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the museum."

18 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:01 pm

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I took my kids to a zoo & the only animal they had there was a dog!!


It was a Shih-tzu lol!

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19 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:55 pm

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Nice to see FB first in with the Hedgehog joke! lol!

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20 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:56 pm

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andy ex wrote:Nice to see FB first in with the Hedgehog joke! lol!
Couldn't resist having seem it on line earlier today... top stuff cheers

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21 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:04 pm

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Freebird wrote:
andy ex wrote:Nice to see FB first in with the Hedgehog joke! lol!
Couldn't resist having seem it on line earlier today... top stuff cheers

Didn't prefer the Rose West one then? Rolling Eyes

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22 Re: Jokes are us! on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:32 am

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Thanks to FB - a work colleague's new nickname is Slinky! lol!

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23 Re: Jokes are us! on Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:55 pm

Mr X

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Fb that latest joke is outrageous! lol!

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24 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:28 pm

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An oldy but goldy from the World Cup 2006.... still sadly apt!!

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says

"Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads

"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".

He is beating England all by himself!

A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."

They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.

They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them.

"I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down ... I got sent off after 12 minutes."

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25 Re: Jokes are us! on Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:05 pm

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A classic but sadly close to the truth, apart from the Frank Lampard scoring bit!

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