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1 Joke - too long for profile! on Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:48 pm

DT

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I found this and it really made me laugh!!

It is just too long to put on my profile though!

A scientist went to the jungle to do research. About noon on the second
day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. The biologist asked
the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide turned to him and said, "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they
stop."

The scientist settled down a little. Then, an hour later, the drums
suddenly stopped!

The scientist yelled to the guide, "The drums have stopped - what
happens now?"

The guide sat down, covered his ears with his hands and said:
"Bass Solo"

2 Re: Joke - too long for profile! on Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:27 pm

Mr X

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That same Biologist came to a clearing in the jungle & found a pygmy standing on a massive dead Rhino.
He said "what happened here?" The pygmy said "me killed it with my club". The biologist sad "it must be a big club" & the pygmy replied " well, there's about 300 of us"!!!!


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